Toothpaste Collector Pillows

Death watches late night teeth infomercial.

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Shampoo.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

Teapot Art

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Kettle Drum

Wash and Go...to hell...

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

"No offense."

'I can't brush between meals. I'm sleeping then.'

Brush With Death

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'Sorry, but strong healthy teeth are of huge importance in hunting: That's why you have to brush your teeth!'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

'Ever get that down in the mouth feeling?'

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

"Oh, thank God!"

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).