Toothpaste Collector Pillows

Death watches late night teeth infomercial.

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Shampoo.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Teapot Art

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Wash and Go...to hell...

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Kettle Drum

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Brush With Death

"No offense."

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'I can't brush between meals. I'm sleeping then.'

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

'Sorry, but strong healthy teeth are of huge importance in hunting: That's why you have to brush your teeth!'

'Ever get that down in the mouth feeling?'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"Oh, thank God!"

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'Bucky,I'm not going to duel you over a clipboard!'