Plastic Product Collector Pillows

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

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'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Evolution of the Cat.

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

For the new gardener.

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

'I think we need some more baking soda, dear.'

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

Texas Chainsaw Mascara

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

Lipstick hiccups

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

'Another mirage! First the bin lorry, and now this.'

Vacuum Packed snack.