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'He's hearing impaired.'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Tortoises have football helmets and traffic cones for shells.

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

The Cone Ranger

Young boy brings street work cone to ice cream stand.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

Snow cones.

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Embarrassing Cone Tan Line

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"He used to fix roads, now he fixes computers. I guess old habits are hard to break."

Ice cream scoop

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Beanirrito"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in love

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

I love the Shard

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Dog in casino.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Scarf puts hat back on.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'