Corn Collector T-Shirts

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Corn Lizard

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Cow's straw

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'I call it a flat.'

true love.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Red Wine

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'It's a snow mobile.'

Mummy?!

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Employee of the month...

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.