Corn Searcher T-Shirts

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

baby sweetcorn...

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

The Rural Bidet...

Dangling Carrots

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Corn Lizard

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

Corn Aliens

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

The walls have ears.

Cornucopia

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

'Hell for Bees.'

"Oh no. Not the niblets."