Corn Searcher Gifts

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

baby sweetcorn...

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Dangling Carrots

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

The Rural Bidet...

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

Corn Lizard

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

Corn Price Denialism

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

Corn Aliens

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

Corn Price Denialism

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

'Hell for Bees.'

The walls have ears.