Corn Curious Gifts

baby sweetcorn...

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

The Rural Bidet...

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

The Mythical Unicorn.

Maize

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

Corn Aliens

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

The walls have ears.

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Scarecrow Painting

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

Cornucopia

Cornrows

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'