Corn Curious Gifts

Corn Price Denialism

baby sweetcorn...

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

The Rural Bidet...

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Corn Price Denialism

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Cafe offers corn several ways.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

The Mythical Unicorn.

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

Corn Aliens

Maize

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

The walls have ears.

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

Cornrows

Scarecrow Painting

Cornucopia