Corn Critic Gifts

"Mom, I HATE creamed corn...and isn't this stuff needed to make ethanol?"

baby sweetcorn...

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

The Rural Bidet...

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Corn Price Denialism

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

The Mythical Unicorn.

Maize

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

The Additives Arrive...'This cereal tastes like it has some sodium propionate in it.'

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

Corn Aliens

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

The walls have ears.