Popcorn Critic Gifts

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

"Bloody hell!"

The americanisation of vulture.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Giant Monster in Bath

Armageddon

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Cinemuck

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

As Seen Watching TV

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.