Popcorn Critic Gifts

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

If we don't like the same movies, maybe we don't belong together. Reasonable people can disagree. I disagree. See what I mean? No. I disagree. Your movie choices make you unreasonable and worthless. I disagree. Stop it. You're so wrong! So you concede.

"Bloody hell!"

The americanisation of vulture.

Kritik's Korner

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Giant Monster in Bath

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Armageddon

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Movies vs. Films

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Film Lovers.

Cinemuck

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Justin Timberlake

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

As Seen Watching TV