Popcorn Perfectionist Gifts

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... invent a popcorn machine that pops all of the kernels!?

Theater Usher Moms.

Cinema goer with huge popcorn

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"So the microwave's got a popcorn button, but the popcorn bag says don't use the popcorn button, and I'm like, Microwave people! Popcorn people! Get your act together!!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Bloody hell!"

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Movies vs. Films

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Film Lovers.

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'