Popcorn Paradoxist Gifts

"I really don't like popcorn, but it feels so good to floss afterward."

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

Film Lovers.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Aliens watch the earth explode

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"The big screen really brings out the violence."