Popcorn Paradoxist T-Shirts

"I really don't like popcorn, but it feels so good to floss afterward."

"Bloody hell!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Movies vs. Films

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Film Lovers.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

Blockbuster Billion Club

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Aliens watch the earth explode

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.