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'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

"How much sugar do you take, twenty percent, or forty percent?"

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'Foul ball!!'

"I believe the doughnuts were planted in my squad car in an effort to discredit me."

"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

Cinema goer with huge popcorn

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... invent a popcorn machine that pops all of the kernels!?

'You feel like you're really AT the cinema with this model.'

'It's nothing serious. Just a little powdered sugar.'

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

'Pop' goes on strike, so the company hires a scab!'

"How many times do I have to tell you not to get the large-sized popcorn?"

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

"So the microwave's got a popcorn button, but the popcorn bag says don't use the popcorn button, and I'm like, Microwave people! Popcorn people! Get your act together!!"

The milk aways smelled 'funny' to Giggles.

Vending Machine Items - 50 cents.

"Loved the movie. Hated the audience."

"Are those noodles?"

Foot in Mouth.

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."