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This is the Ask Sadie show. You're on caller. What's your problem? The Orville. Don't get me started. Orville Redenbacher stole his popping-corn recipe from Grandma Cohen. But … "but she stole it from Clarence Hornswaggler descendant of the guy who stole it from the Native Americans," Yeah everyone knows that story; it's fake news. No, I meant "The Orville," that "Star-Trek" type show by Seth McFarlane. What's that have to do with popcorn? Call back when you're not so confused. Next caller!

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

Theater Usher Moms.

"How much sugar do you take, twenty percent, or forty percent?"

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"I believe the doughnuts were planted in my squad car in an effort to discredit me."

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

Cinema goer with huge popcorn

"Legal supplies? That would be aisle nine, article six, subsection G."

'Foul ball!!'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

'Pop' goes on strike, so the company hires a scab!'

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

'It's nothing serious. Just a little powdered sugar.'

'You feel like you're really AT the cinema with this model.'

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

"How many times do I have to tell you not to get the large-sized popcorn?"

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... invent a popcorn machine that pops all of the kernels!?

"So the microwave's got a popcorn button, but the popcorn bag says don't use the popcorn button, and I'm like, Microwave people! Popcorn people! Get your act together!!"

"Tia Carmn, psychic readings are so phony!"

Vending Machine Items - 50 cents.

"Loved the movie. Hated the audience."

"Are those noodles?"

The milk aways smelled 'funny' to Giggles.

"It's '60 Minutes.' Did you order a mushroom pizza in July, 1992, and never pick it up?"`

Cineplex. Tickets. That'll be $24. Remember when "big budget movie" referred to what it cost to make?!

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

Foot in Mouth.