Popcorn Perfectionist Prints

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... invent a popcorn machine that pops all of the kernels!?

Cinema goer with huge popcorn

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"So the microwave's got a popcorn button, but the popcorn bag says don't use the popcorn button, and I'm like, Microwave people! Popcorn people! Get your act together!!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.