Corn Critic Mugs

"Mom, I HATE creamed corn...and isn't this stuff needed to make ethanol?"

baby sweetcorn...

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

The Rural Bidet...

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

The Mythical Unicorn.

Corn Aliens

Maize

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

The Additives Arrive...'This cereal tastes like it has some sodium propionate in it.'

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

The walls have ears.

"Run! It's Armagluten!"