Corn Lover Gifts

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

A parent brings a child to a child psychologist, worried that her son only eats corn, the psychologist tells her not to worry, its just a maize phase.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

Corn Prices - 20 Years Later.

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"Your corn is a-maizing!"

"Shucks, Cornelia, you're beautiful without your husk."

baby sweetcorn...

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Bloody hell!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Blockbuster Billion Club

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'