Corn Dog Enthusiast Gifts

Cuisine on a stick

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

The Rural Bidet...

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

Candy Corn Dracula

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Corn Price Denialism

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'