Corn Dog Enthusiast Gifts

Cuisine on a stick

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

The Rural Bidet...

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Candy Corn Dracula

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'