Cereal Curiosity Gifts

'So, how do corn flakes work?'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Cereal Tasting.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Power breakfast.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Don't tell him anything."

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'