Vegan Curiosity Gifts

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"States of tofu"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Give quiche a chance!

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

Macho Vegetarian

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Your life is in great danger...

Vegicurious

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."