Vegan Curiosity Pillows

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"States of tofu"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Macho Vegetarian

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Your life is in great danger...

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Vegicurious

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'