Veg Curious Pillows

'First Kill? It gets easier...'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Peas on Earth.

Roasted Peppers

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."