Vegan Curious Pillows

"Ever feel a teensy bit guilty when they're a vegan?"

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

"I considered becoming a vegan but I'm trying to make my social media profile a little less annoying."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

The lions brief phase of a vegan lifestyle.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"I thought you went vegan."

"Go figure! I had her picked as a vegan."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Two vegans, please."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Vegicurious

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

Free Range / Deranged