Vegan Aficionado Pillows

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"There you are, sir. Pretend to enjoy."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Two vegans, please."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

See you at the farmers market!

"Is there a vegan option?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Roasted Peppers

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Peas on Earth.

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'Rob is a vegan.'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!