Vegicurious Explorer Gifts

Vegicurious

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Macho Vegetarian

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

The mission: Impossible burger.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I left an apple with a big, fat worm in it on the table. Have you seen it?"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Maraschino, Inc.

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

Hey, those are not menus!

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"I'll have the vegan."

"The cow was a vegetarian."