Vegicurious Explorer Gifts

Vegicurious

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Macho Vegetarian

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Maraschino, Inc.

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"I'll have the vegan."

"The cow was a vegetarian."

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."