Cereal Curiosity Mugs

'So, how do corn flakes work?'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Cereal Tasting.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Power breakfast.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"Don't tell him anything."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."