Corn T-Shirts

Sir, it's a picture of your girlfriend.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Counting ribs

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Progress of a bookshelf'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"You do like octopus?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Hungry child

A heart shaped cake

"You're the lid to my pot."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Children's Feast.

Try to guess the continent dining...

Beach Barbecue

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Cookbooks

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'