Corn Prints

Sir, it's a picture of your girlfriend.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Counting ribs

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Hungry child

A heart shaped cake

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Beach Barbecue

Children's Feast.

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Cookbooks

Try to guess the continent dining...

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'