Corn Maze Explorer T-Shirts

Zombie Corn Maze

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Science and Coronavirus

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

Culturally significant problems solved

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

School of business administration: Rat race research project.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Psychological Testing Center.

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'