Mall Maze Explorer T-Shirts

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

The Piranesi Mall

"Well, it's up the escalator, on that second floor, you take a left at men's wear, go past the fabric store."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Science and Coronavirus

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Culturally significant problems solved