Mall Maze Runner T-Shirts

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Disinformation booth.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Miami Mice

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Science and Coronavirus

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

Culturally significant problems solved

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

School of business administration: Rat race research project.

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'