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Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

Disinformation booth.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

The Corporate Rat.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Miami Mice

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Science and Coronavirus

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

Culturally significant problems solved

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.

School of business administration: Rat race research project.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

The mazes were too easy, so now they have me running through bureaucracies and looking for grants. (Originally published on 2007-10-18).