Mall Maze Runner Prints

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

Disinformation booth.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Miami Mice

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Science and Coronavirus

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

Culturally significant problems solved

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

School of business administration: Rat race research project.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

The mazes were too easy, so now they have me running through bureaucracies and looking for grants. (Originally published on 2007-10-18).