Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.
Mall Maze Explorer Gifts
Looking for a gift for that mall maze explorer? Celebrate their adventurous spirit with creatively designed products that capture their passion for exploring indoor labyrinths. Perfect for those who love solving puzzles and navigating shopping mall adventures, our collection offers humorous and thoughtful options that they'll cherish. Whether they enjoy a cozy pillow after a day of exploring or a t-shirt to wear with pride, find the perfect, witty gift that speaks to their fun, curious nature.
The Piranesi Mall
"Well, it's up the escalator, on that second floor, you take a left at men's wear, go past the fabric store."
"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."
One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.
'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'
"Boy, that's what I call a maze."
'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'
"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"
Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.
A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.
"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"
"We fell for this last time remember..."
Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.
"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."
An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.
Science and Coronavirus
"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."
'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'
"Hey, at least you got a severance package."
An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.
Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.
Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).
"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."
'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'
'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'
"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"
Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life
You are Here. We know where you've been.
"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."
Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.
"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."
A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.
"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"
Culturally significant problems solved
Mall Maze Explorer Gifts Collection
Mall Maze Explorer Mugs
Explore more inspiring mugs designed for mall maze explorers and puzzle lovers on our mugs collection page.
Mall Maze Explorer Pillows
Comfort and humor come together with pillows designed for mall maze explorers. Browse our collection for cozy, adventure-themed pillows.
Mall Maze Explorer Prints
Add a touch of fun and adventure to your space with our mall maze explorer prints—perfect for fans of indoor labyrinth adventures.
Mall Maze Explorer T-Shirts
Find even more witty and adventurous mall maze explorer T-shirts in our dedicated collection—perfect for the curious and the explorers.