Mall Explorer Gifts

You are Here. We know where you've been.

Where are you? Find Out! $1.00.

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

'Sorry, she's at the mall priming the economy.'

You are here. Deal with it.

'If everyone does their shopping online, the malls will close and we won't have anywhere to hang out.'

"I enjoy the convenience of online shopping, but miss the execise we got trying to find our car in the mall parking lot."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Lost Guide Dog.

'Let me through please! That sale ends today!'

Mothers gives her baby to a mannequin to hold whilst she shops.

'You must have something in my size?'

'Military Industrial Complex? Isn't that the new mall just opened downtown?'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

'My shoulder strap broke down at the mall, and three guys are suing me for whiplash!'

'This is your global positioning system. Turn right at the next light. The first store on your left has a sale on shoes.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Seen Them All Mall!

'I thought this class would be about buying things at the mall.'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'I'm tired for shopping, Joy. I just wanna sit down, and my shoulder hurts from carrying my purse.'

'Now watch yourself. This is the rough side of the food court.'

'Keep a keen eye on that one...'

'No! No! You were keeping a note of what level we were on!'

Sign says: Complaints

'She shopped 'till she dropped.'

'No. She's never here during mall-hours.'

"Look at that brand-new building! I hear it has a cafeteria, a lounge and valet parking! I have to go!"

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Man looking at poster making fun of him for being lost.

"My feet are killing me."

"Be honest with me. Do these pants make me look like an amorphous gelatinous blob?"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm going back to shopping at the mall. Trying to find the car in the parking lot was the only exercise I got."