Mall Adventurer Gifts

'Ok, let me get this straight; your friend Kristyn is no longer coming to have supper with us because Danielle told you that Tracy heard from Holly that her sister Melissa thought she saw Kristyn in the mall talking to your old boyfriend?'

"Remember when we used to come to the mall for more than just charging our phones?"

Mall rat. Rug rat.

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

"It's stuck in overdrive. What should I do?"

"What did I learn in school today? Truant officers patrol the malls!"

Shopping nightmare

"Tia Carmen, kids don't dress up to get attention...

"C'mon, Cruz, this is so crazy! Why'd you bring me in here?! I mean, this is, like...absolutely ingenious."

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

"On the bright side, we finally found a promotion that brings people back to the mall. Unfortunately, the ones outside have torches."

'Shopping Earl! We're Christmas Shopping!'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Crap Nav

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

Shopping...You Should Be At Work

Mall. No, Ernie, it's not the fountain of youth --- All malls are like this.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"How was work?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

Myths and legends...

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.