Mall Enthusiasts Gifts

Americana Mall

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"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

SupermarketAwful Market.

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

Self-Checkout.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."