Mall Enthusiast Gifts

"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."

Save your money...

The Great Santa Shoot-Out at the Mall

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I don't care if it is part of the look. I'm not buying you a handgun."

'Mom and dad are hogging Facebook again. Let's just meet at the mall and talk.'

"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"She's okay - she just shopped 'till she dropped."

Residential Mall.

"I can't believe we're doing this."

"Smiley can't go to the mall...she says she has too much homework."

"I never saved for a rainy day...I grew up shopping in an enclosed mall!"

"Please guide me on my journey...give me the knowledge and wisdom to make the right choices...and it would be great if these choices were on sale, too."

"Baldo, the point is cheaper...not more expensive!"

Virtual Mall Walking

"This isn't about your stealing anything. It's about your not buying anything."

'Your operation is delayed for a couple of hours... there's a big sale at the mall down the street and all the nurses are down there.'

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Shopping Nightmare

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I'm going to need backup on two. 'The situation' is escalating.'

Ok, if you finished reaching enlightenment, you may go to the mall with your friends.

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

Are you joining our shop-in to rescue endangered teen clothing stores? No. I'm busy. Save our mall! Too busy to save the environment? How does shopping help? Nice jeans! Hideous bag! That's so last year's skirt. See? A healthy retail eco-system sustains social life as we know it.

What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

This school's apathetic. No one wants to help. I hate to tell you, but you've got competition. Save our earth! Who? Follow me! Save our mall! Retail climate change is killing off our native stores/

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Mall Souvenirs

"Here we will build our mall."

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