Mall Developer Gifts

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

The Computer Bore

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

High security Santa's grotto

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Friday

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Pirates at the mall.

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Sold his air rights."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.