Developer Gifts

Back to work...

'What happened between design and development?'

'Go get someone from accounting to kill this damn excitement.'

"This is Carl and Freda from Research and Development, and that's Daryl from our Crazy Dreamer Division."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

'Something went terribly wrong between design and development.'

Rodin's 'Thinker' with a computer for a head.

Engineer on the move.

Eminent Domain Law...How Far is Too Far?!

'Excuse me, but is this office space taken?'

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'

Make Way For Progress...

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'We lost funding.'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Surf lifesavers' joke - Corporate sharks

"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"

'Developer' shocked by price of 'Retrofitting needs' on old building

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"It's out most advanced 'smartphone' the 'smartarse' phone!"

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

"The big money is in development? Now you tell me?"

"We are never gonna know the real scent of this flower."

'Research, Development and Second Thoughts'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I've just been replaced by an app..."

Friday

"Coming soon! Pyramid Heights, a luxury necropolis."

"Wait. Aren't you going to ask Siri what she wants?"

Town and country planning