Development Gifts

"Thanks for the invite, but I prefer to collaborate by myself."

Amazingly, in some parts of the world drinking water is transported for dozens of kilometres... while in others it's thousands.

Research/Bottlenecks/Development.

Measuring a girl's height.

Engineer on the move.

'Make it clear to the mentor that you want to be just like them'

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

Surf lifesavers' joke - Corporate sharks

Projects and developers fighting over money.

Construction is fine, but I'm more interested in development.

Man Builds Piers.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

New, improved and kick ass.

'I told the neighbors we are planning to build a house next year, but they don't seem too happy about it.'

'He's at that difficult age. Too little to be a hunk and too young to be a couch potatoe.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Nation-building never works."

The Computer Bore

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Back to work...

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"He just said his first word!"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Converted Parking Garage

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?