Development Critic Gifts

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

UK border controls relaxed.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

The wrecking crew!

Pennies for People, Billions for War

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Denazification

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

New Boss, Same as the Old Dictator

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Labour moderates rallying cry.

Town Planning Department

"Say. . . don't I know you from someplace. . . ?"

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'