Development Critic Gifts

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

UK border controls relaxed.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Denazification

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

The wrecking crew!

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Labour moderates rallying cry.

Town Planning Department

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Say. . . don't I know you from someplace. . . ?"

IOC and human rights.

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."