Investment Critic Gifts

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

Stock market investment advice

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

Why markets crash.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Republican politics!

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

'Sorry, folks! The CEO and Board of Directors didn't show up.'

The two faces of capitalism.

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Capitalism and Consumers

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

World Financial Mafia

Making money for investors is simple

Trickledown economics

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations