Money Critic Gifts

Daylight robbery.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Stock market investment advice

Why markets crash.

Russia Money Laundering

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Republican politics!

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

Capitalism gone nuts!

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

Wall Street In Jail

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Dollars Press Conference

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

The euro as a monster

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

Capitalism

Too big to fail

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

The Pope Code

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'