Finance Critics Gifts

"Frankly, I find it quite insulting that we're often likened to dodgy bankers!"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

Why Can't We Make Money From Our Mistakes Like Equifax?

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

Banks or Loansharks?

'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?'

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

You're suffering from the current capital scheme in this country. Me? You and other small business people work your tail off. But the hedge fund managers make billions adding nothing to the economy

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

Done With You

So, you'd like a battery of unnecessary tests that aren't covered by insurance .. Are you sure about this? Doctor-Assisted Financial Suicide.

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

'My investment advice is to relax, stop and smell the roses, dig up the roses, bury a million dollars beneath the roses.'

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

Cyber 9/11

Tax by Trump

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame

Bank loans.