Financial Systems Critic Gifts

"That's our new pension plan."

You're suffering from the current capital scheme in this country. Me? You and other small business people work your tail off. But the hedge fund managers make billions adding nothing to the economy

Why Self-Serve Banking Doesn't Work.

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Republican politics!

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

Capitalism gone nuts!

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

Dollars Press Conference

Too big to fail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

The Pope Code

Wall Street In Jail

Bank Robbery Statistics

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

Capitalism

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Why Can't We Make Money From Our Mistakes Like Equifax?

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

Gluttony and Famine

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?'