Banking System Critic Gifts

'Your money is deposited to your account automatically and is paid out automatically. At the moment, I'm sorry to say, it's out.'

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Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

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'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

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'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

'I plead not guilty by reason of money.'

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

You're suffering from the current capital scheme in this country. Me? You and other small business people work your tail off. But the hedge fund managers make billions adding nothing to the economy

'Would you believe that I lost my job just because the banking regulatory authority said that I'm too greedy??!'

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

'I don't believe in traditional capital punishment. I'm sentencing you to be taxed to death.'

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

Foreclosure.

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"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

'I can remember when banks competed for customers...Now its shareholders.'

Zero Employment = Zero Unemployment

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'He has that certain undefinable something that says he's guilty as sin.'

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'Usury' is not a pretty word, Mr. Williams.

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'