Bank Critic Gifts

Gift the bank critic in your life something that captures their sharp wit and love for financial debates. Whether they enjoy a good critique or just like to keep things interesting, our collection offers amusing mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that speak their language. Perfect for those who aren’t afraid to share their honest opinions about banking, finance, or money management with a humorous twist. Browse our quirky collection to find a gift that’s as candid and clever as they are.

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Foreclosure.

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"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?" mockup

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

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"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted." mockup

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

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"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff." mockup

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

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You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy." mockup

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

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"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out." mockup

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government." mockup

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

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'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.' mockup

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

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'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?' mockup

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

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"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that." mockup

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

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Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street. mockup

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

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World Financial Mafia

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Trickledown economics

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Bank Robbery Statistics

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"Budget Cuts."

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"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout." mockup

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."

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'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!' mockup

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

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'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?' mockup

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

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"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs." mockup

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

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Mismanagement at the Bank of England mockup

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

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'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.' mockup

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

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"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!" mockup

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

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FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!' mockup

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

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"We need to start listening to our customers."

"We need to start listening to our customers." mockup

"We need to start listening to our customers."

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'Great shareholder report, sir! I admire the way you avoided any hint of substance.'

'Great shareholder report, sir! I admire the way you avoided any hint of substance.' mockup

'Great shareholder report, sir! I admire the way you avoided any hint of substance.'

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'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.' mockup

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

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'For a C.E.O., he's very hands-on.' mockup

'For a C.E.O., he's very hands-on.'

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"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt." mockup

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

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'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?'

'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?' mockup

'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?'

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'Would you believe that I lost my job just because the banking regulatory authority said that I'm too greedy??!'

'Would you believe that I lost my job just because the banking regulatory authority said that I'm too greedy??!' mockup

'Would you believe that I lost my job just because the banking regulatory authority said that I'm too greedy??!'

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"We're acquiring another company. That'll give you the opportunity to lay off hundreds of employees."

"We're acquiring another company. That'll give you the opportunity to lay off hundreds of employees." mockup

"We're acquiring another company. That'll give you the opportunity to lay off hundreds of employees."

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"I think the reason our international unit is performing badly is because our mission statement says 'think locally and act locally'."

"I think the reason our international unit is performing badly is because our mission statement says 'think locally and act locally'." mockup

"I think the reason our international unit is performing badly is because our mission statement says 'think locally and act locally'."

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Bank Critic Gifts Collection

Bank Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs for the bank critic in your life—perfect for their morning coffee or afternoon critique sessions.

Bank Critic Pillows

Discover cozy pillows featuring clever financial critiques—great for adding humor and personality to any space.

Bank Critic Prints

Browse vibrant prints that celebrate financial critique with humor, ideal for decorating their home or office walls.

Bank Critic T-Shirts

Check out our selection of witty t-shirts designed for anyone who loves sharing their candid opinions on banking and finance.