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Foreclosure.

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

World Financial Mafia

Trickledown economics

Bank Robbery Statistics

"Budget Cuts."

"When the going gets tough, the tough get a government handout."

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

"We need to start listening to our customers."

'Great shareholder report, sir! I admire the way you avoided any hint of substance.'

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

'For a C.E.O., he's very hands-on.'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?'

'Would you believe that I lost my job just because the banking regulatory authority said that I'm too greedy??!'

"We're acquiring another company. That'll give you the opportunity to lay off hundreds of employees."

"I think the reason our international unit is performing badly is because our mission statement says 'think locally and act locally'."