Economic Systems Critic Gifts

Zero Employment = Zero Unemployment

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

Why markets crash.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

Tempest in a Teapot

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Republican politics!

Corporate Greed.

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

Making money for investors is simple

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

Capitalism gone nuts!

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Capitalism

Too big to fail

Low standard of living