Economic Critique Enthusiast Gifts

The Recovery

"In economic news: the administration today lauded the addition of 287,000 new jobs, all of which involve crime scene clean-up."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Annual profits,

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

G7 Summit Concern

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

The Greek Trampoline

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

Why markets crash.

'Crisis'

Out.

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"I don't like the look of this."

U.S. Credit Rating

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

Chinese stock market

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"